theobolic steriods

click on the title for the link. absolutely hilarious.
i feel like its a steve taylor song waiting to happen. if he still made records.

i love it because its not mean-spirited, and yet it still pokes fun. its also well written in good journalistic prose. if that even matters to you.

also, its good to laugh.

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cost of war

click the title for a link to the website.

at the website, you can find out how much it costs your community for the war in iraq. its pretty scary actually.

God help us.

florida

starting christmas morning i have. . .

given sweet presents to my family.
ipod nano to john
greys anatomy dvds to katie
new basketball shoes to dad
fuji food prep knife to my mom

got new watches
power drill
computer bag
10 nooma videos - (still have to choose them- any suggestions?)
batman dvds - score!

ate tons of food
ate more food
chilled with extended family
family from W.V. came in town including my cousin's fiance
helped throw a bachelor party
ate great sushi at said bachelor party
won money playing poker at said bachelor party
spent an afternoon with Bo - great day

now i'm in florida
went to the beach
walked beach at night
smoked cloves on said beach
laughed alot
ate great shrimp at bubba gump's in daytona beach
went to bw3's for new years eve on i-drive
ordered 22 oz. newcastle, but since they were out got a 32oz. cup instead. same price!
talked alot about the previous statement
watched the bears lose to green bay
drank more beer because of previous statement
jumped in, swam in, and boogie boarded in waves at cocoa beach

got sad cos kinna is leaving in 4 days.
got happy because i still have 4 days.

went to gatorland.
rassled a gator.
held a burmese python.
watched big blue lose to usc.

watching boise state beat oklahoma.

thats it.
not too much i guess.

m